Monday / 28,209 notes / reblog
Monday / 239,135 notes / reblog

urbvnoutfitter:

the-altar:

grebnesieh:

Grab her booty in front of dudes who want her.

Grab her booty in front of women who want you.

Grab her booty

(via p0rtray-my-enigma)

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

(via smilesfromlindsay)

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

(via p0rtray-my-enigma)

happiest:

are people still homophobic? its 2014 not 1962

(via covocal)

shoutouts to those low maintenance best friends. the ones who you don’t speak to for months because both of yall are living life but when you catch up it’s nothing but intense love.

(Source: palmares-politics, via sexuallyactivegrandma)

Monday / 2,746 notes / reblog

"Hey ram, doesn’t this cafeteria have a “no fags allowed” rule?”
Monday / 8,829 notes / reblog
willcub:

Truth.  

hatzigsut:

i know my value in this country, when the fbi puts more effort toward finding out who leaked celebs’ weak ass nudes, than finding out why ferguson’s police department is rampant with fuckboys. 

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)